h 19” x w 13” x d 15”

Media: Obtainium

Vehicle Type: Transportation to Nowhere

Issued: February 2004
Series no. 05

We are all subject to small talk, sometimes, to the brink of torture, never going anywhere*. This vehicle of small talk only rolls in a circle and if it were to take off, it would just spin aimlessly. Peer into the rear window, a chair made of a speaker rotates to observe a tinker tape of small talk traveling across the kettle’s walls…
“How are you?,” “Where do you live?,” “How’s this weather?” and “What do you do?”

*Model comes equipped with an escape ladder.